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Water you laughing at? Jokes about water for World Water Week

Photo par: Tambako The Jaguar
Lindi Osborne, Waterkeeper Swim Guide
February 17, 2023

It’s World Water Week!

The Stockholm International Water Institute organized this week to focus on global water issues. At Swim Guide, we believe in swimmable, drinkable, fishable waters for all.

Check out some of Swim Guide’s top articles on water issues:

5 ways to protect yourself from blue-green algae

What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing, they just waved!

What keeps a dock floating above water?

Pier pressure.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze.

Where do fish keep their money?

In river banks.

Who carries out operations in water?

A sturgeon.

Why does water never laugh at jokes?

It isn’t a fan of dry humour.

Why is the ocean always on time?

She likes to stay current.

What is a shark’s favourite kind of sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.